Veal calves are revolting ! Let’s rephrase that. Veal calves are up in arms ( or legs) about PETA’s and other animal rights activists attacks on their living conditions etc.
“Why doesn’t PETA come out the closet and tell their true agenda —– NO meat at all !”
“We’ll believe animal rights leaders want “humane” veal when they start eating it.”
During all of 2009, PETA found adoptive homes for just eight pets. Just eight animals — out of the 2,366 it took in. PETA just broke its own record.
Consumer Freedom says ” PETA — a wealthy meat abolitionist group that pays lip service to the notion of animal welfare (and stretches the truth) when it’s good for fund raising.”
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Is this the secret to their stunning success in overcoming the Washington Capitals?
It is rumoured by a highly unreliable source that the “last supper” served to the Montreal Canadians as a team before each game this play offs has included various lean cuts of veal including scallopini beofre the 7th game with the Capitals ?
“Best-of-seven series? Some joked that this was such a mismatch, it would be over in three. The bible of the sport, The Hockey News, forecast the Capitals in four, one game fewer than the prediction typed by this keyboard.”
Did Veal make the difference?
Did they obtain this secret by putting a tail on “Super Sid” ( Sidney Crosby- their next opponent) around Pittsburgh dining establishments to see what gives him that extra “ba-boom” Could it be the Veal Piccata
Finish the week off right by pledging to go Fartless on Fridays!
Farting is a contributor to greenhouse gases and also we are attempting to address the campaign for Meatless Monday?
Just substitute veal or other lean meat for your usual beans and other legumes.
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List of Gas producing foods listed by www.Beano.com
| Grains | Vegetables | Beans |
| Bagels | Beets | Black-eyed peas |
| Barley | Broccoli | Bog beans |
| Breakfast cereals | Brussels sprouts | Broad beans |
| Granola | Cabbage | Chickpeas |
| Oat bran | Cauliflower | Lentils |
| Pasta | Corn | Lima beans |
| Rice bran | Cucumbers | Mung beans |
| Rye | Leeks | Peanuts and peanut butter |
| Sorghum, grain | Lettuce | Pinto beans |
| Wheat bran | Onions | Red kidney beans |
| Whole wheat flour | Parsley | Seed flour (sesame, sunflower) |
| Whole grain breads | Peppers, sweet | Soybeans and soy milk |
The OLP (Official Loonie Party) has become the first political party to endorse Fartless Friday.
The OLP became Canada’s second Virtual Poilitcal Party to form after the success of the RLP (Raving Loony Party) in the last election.
Their slogan, “Vote Loonie, it only makes Cents” has become as popular as Veal an a Vegan restaurant menu. However, their proposal of the 99 cent Gretzky coin to augment the Loonie one dollar coin has been hailed as an ingenius idea.
The OLP have computed that if “Fartless Friday” was universally adopted not only would it avert Global Warming, but also the “population explosion” would be stopped in its tracks. - Don’t ask- its obvious.
Lord Pumba of Spruce ‘n Bruce (Minister of D’Fence for the OLP) has come out and stated “Fartless Friday is a “Good Thing”. His posting as Minister of D’Fence should not be confused with the lamp post situated at No. 6 Bruce Street.
Reducing Global Warming - Cool on the outside
To combat global warming and climate change all buildings should be fitted with air conditioning units on the outside.
Say “No” to Cruelty
It is proposed to abolish all kinds of animal cruelty including fly swatters, ant traps, hunting, chasing kangaroos off cliffs etc, also eating of plants as it causes undue stress to the plant.
All weed killers should be considered as weapons of mass destruction.
PETA ( People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals ) could more appropriately be named People for the Exploitation of T&A.
Do a Google image search for PETA and thew first 40 photos reveal women in various forms of undress. For avoid further exploitation and in respect for decency we will not post any of those photos here.
PETA would seem to be exploiting humans to stop animal exploitation.
There human exploitation does not stop here. The photo to the right portaying a sign at the Mexican – American boarder also show racism.
“If the Border Patrol Doesn’t Get You, the Chicken and Burgers Will – Go Vegan”
If the PETA message was intended for Mexicans crossing the border, it would obviously be in Spanish and would not promote the North American sterotype of Mexicans eating beans and rice. How offensive and racist can you get ?
Sir Paul McCartney has banned meat from his latest tour – he’s serving vegetarian meals to all his crew members.
The Beatles star is taking his Up and Coming Tour through the U.S., South America and Europe, and the staunch animal rights activist is making sure all his employees give up meat for the duration of the trek.
Eat no Paul
They are planning on serving 480 meals a day to crew members, so there definitely should be an increase in “hot air” during the tour.
Let’s hope the crew has a sense of humour.
It is amazing how far people will bend when money is involved !
Sir Paul’s actions seem in line with his opinion of himself – INFLATED !
Eat Veal – A Cool Meal
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Jurassic Fart illustrates a problem that is common to all vegetarians. ( legume eaters)
GAS !
Eat Veal – it digests easily -
Avoid the destruction of the World through Global Warning.
There have been a number of complaints that “Fartless Fridays” reduces “fun” by eliminating potential farting humour and Farting Competitions ( e.g. student dorm rooms).
Rosco McBain, well known entrepreneur and self confessed Master of B.S. has invented a solution — “A Fart Machine” that can produce designer farts. A great solution indeed — all the the skills applied without the after effects (stink).
Fartless Fridays — again finds a solution that costs nothing but at the same time removes the need for the production of noxious gases. Help save the planet - Participate!
Some classic farts that are not possible with the “Fart Machine”
crop duster – silently passing gas while walking past others then quickly vacating the area leaving the others to suffer the ill consequences
carpet slipper – Old ladies who let one on the sly and pretend they can’t smell a thing
rhino stopper - A fart so pungent it can stop a charging Rhino. A very rare fart, in fact there have only been two independantly witnessed ‘Rhino Stoppers’ in recorded history
Scud Missile – You know it’s coming, but there is sod all you can do about it
gustus interruptus – The sudden contraction of the spincter caused by the realisation that the ‘product’ may not be entirely gaseous.
string of pearls - many small bubbly farts released in quick succession as if a string of gas pearls are being pulled from your bum
List of Gas producing foods listed by www.Beano.com
| Grains | Vegetables | Beans |
| Bagels | Beets | Black-eyed peas |
| Barley | Broccoli | Bog beans |
| Breakfast cereals | Brussels sprouts | Broad beans |
| Granola | Cabbage | Chickpeas |
| Oat bran | Cauliflower | Lentils |
| Pasta | Corn | Lima beans |
| Rice bran | Cucumbers | Mung beans |
| Rye | Leeks | Peanuts and peanut butter |
| Sorghum, grain | Lettuce | Pinto beans |
| Wheat bran | Onions | Red kidney beans |
| Whole wheat flour | Parsley | Seed flour (sesame, sunflower) |
| Whole grain breads | Peppers, sweet | Soybeans and soy milk |
Beano offers an enzyme product that claims to help reduce gas ( farts) when eating the above “problems foods”.
Fartless Fridays offers a way of eliminating noxious gases altogether for at least one day a week and helping the environment, never mind your neighbour !!. Beano does offer a solution but there is a catch — it was cost you MONEY !!!!!!! YOUR CHOICE !!!
Notice that meat is not listed as “problem food” - fart producing ( methane gas ).
“Some people, especially seniors may have problems digesting a hearty steak but those same people will have no discomfort at all when eating Veal.” Rosco McBain